trillow:

i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred

goblinparty:

I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities 

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

coochiejuice:

Sometimes you just gotta spank your own ass and be like “oooh”

general psa:

jcatgrl:

freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.

foxnewsofficial:

sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake