i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred
I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
Sometimes you just gotta spank your own ass and be like “oooh”
general psa:
freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake


